If in Fact

Wasabi & Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs

Hypothetically speaking, if we were to test out some items from our new dinner menu on some friends before we were ready to dish 'em out to the general public, this is what we might serve:

Wasabi & Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs
trio with cilantro, chives, and fish sauce

"Spaghetti & Meatballs"
spaghetti squash gratin topped with spicy harissa tomato sauce and Spanish meatballs

Pumpkin Red Curry Soup
spicy coconut (vegan) delight

Brie en Croute
wedge of brie baked in puff pastry, served with salami, honey crisp apples, quince paste, black grapes, mixed greens and crackers

Mushroom Melt
topped with provolone cheese, caramelized onions and kale, served with potato chips, dill pickle, stuffed olives, and wild mushroom & roasted shallot jus
(available vegan)

Croque Gaufre
buckwheat waffle topped with ham, house mornay sauce and a fried egg, served with mixed greens

PB & J Ice Cream
peanut butter fleur-de-sel ice cream swirled with house blackberry jam

PB & J Ice Cream

We would also probably have to have some tunes to go with the evening:

The One and Only Kyle Simmons

Along with some beverages to pair with all that music and food:

Beer

Tecate $2

Other $3.50

Wine

Red or White

$5

White Russian

vodka, Kahlúa, half & half on ice

$6

Pear Fizz

muddled pear nectar, bourbon, Italian sparkling wine, fresh lemon juice, crystallized ginger

$7

PDX Coffee

4 oz. double shot Americano, bourbon, cocoa whipped cream

$7

Autumn Punch

Buffalo Trace bourbon, apple cider, ginger beer, fresh mint

$6

Whiskey & Mexican Coke Float

2 scoops vanilla ice cream, bourbon, Mexican Coca-Cola, served in a mason jar

$8

Whiskey Milkshake

bourbon, ice cream, Irish cream, chocolate, and some CCR love

Mushroom Melt

Not to mention the fact that the LRBC dress code would officially be elevated at night:

Ray-Ray

This is all hypothetically speaking, of course.