Come Back Summer...

Nothin' says summer like 32oz jugs of margarita

Dear Summer,

I know it was hot last week, and we were all complaining about how unbearable the kitchen was, and how we needed to get an air conditioner installed in the bike-thru, and how it was too hot to bike to work for fear scalding our buttocks on a hot seat during the ride home...but this 70F and raining thing is a bit ridiculous. I mean, its still the middle of August. Isn't this weather supposed to be reserved for the months of October, November, April, May, and the first half of June? We have ice cream to sell for God's sake! You know we didn't really mean all of those silly things we said last week, we we're just feeling really stressed and we let things get out of hand. It won't happen again. Just give us a chance to make it up to you and we promise, everything will be as good as new. You know you're the only one for us.


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